that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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