The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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