How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Everclear isn't food dammit
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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