I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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