No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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