sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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