And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize