I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize