one two three fourrrrnication!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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