The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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