Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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BRING THE BAGELS
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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