shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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