what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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