I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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