That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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