i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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