My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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