cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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