I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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