this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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