i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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