this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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