the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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