I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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She fuckin peed on me
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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