i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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