My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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