I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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