is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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