it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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