The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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