Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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