Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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