i just had sex bonerless
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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