hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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