What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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