dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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