Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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