Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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