omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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