in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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