if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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