no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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