its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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