I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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