Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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