Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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