as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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