I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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