She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
nutella sex= disaster
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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