Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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